The Rock Star’s (Obviously Fictional) Story
From the moment they saw her across the bar, they knew they were in for one hell of a night …. She had been teasing them all night, licking her fingers while sipping her drink and showing off her...
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Hi sorry I bothered but I think I’m worth it you might as well. 24% Enemy 37% Friend 88% Match Message from MistaBeatItUp Not w/that sentence structure. Yes with that structure I’m a Tattoo artist...
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next time I stay downtown would you like to go have a drink ….??? hey u hows it going just wanted to say hi and see how your weekend was going.. I normally don’t write twice to somebody. But i...
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get a fucking car you loser. I don’t know why anyone would want to meet you after reading this piece of garbage. you’re one of the most critical, condescending person I can think of. you’re a lawyer?...
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hi…just needed to tell u that you are extremely sexy….now you can lump me in with the rest of the shmoes that tell u that. :) The guy’s profile said he had just gotten out of a relationship and all he...
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Can you be my first milf? 0% Enemy 0% Friend 10% Match Message from gman10101 Move on, as I don’t qualify, not being an m. So your not a beautiful mature women? I am only one woman. And I know...
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psychotic is not always bad…haha I don’t know what the fuck I was supposed to do with that! This sucks… really was excited to hang out with you… Still no response?? This fucking sucks!!! This, from a...
View ArticleA story from seconddrink (semi-based on true thoughts)
I saw you today. You were on your way to work, weren’t you? Walking north on Michigan, in those black platform heels. Same as the photo, perhaps? It was just after 5:30, and I had crossed Lake...
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It looks like I made the cut at 80%…whew! This dude lives in the suburbs, so it doesn’t matter our match %. But you haven’t based on your location. Yea….I live in the fucking suburbs. Here for the...
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You seem like you’re fun and full of energy! Hope you find me hot enough so you and I can learn more about each other. Looking forward to your response You’re 25 and haven’t figured out how to fill...
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