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The Rock Star’s (Obviously Fictional) Story

From the moment they saw her across the bar, they knew they were in for one hell of a night …. She had been teasing them all night, licking her fingers while sipping her drink and showing off her...

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MistaBeatItUp

 Hi sorry I bothered but I think I’m worth it you might as well. 24% Enemy 37% Friend 88% Match Message from MistaBeatItUp Not w/that sentence structure. Yes with that structure I’m a Tattoo artist...

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 17)

next time I stay downtown would you like to go have a drink ….???    hey u hows it going just wanted to say hi and see how your weekend was going..   I normally don’t write twice to somebody. But i...

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Don’t Tread on Me

get a fucking car you loser. I don’t know why anyone would want to meet you after reading this piece of garbage. you’re one of the most critical, condescending person I can think of. you’re a lawyer?...

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 18)

hi…just needed to tell u that you are extremely sexy….now you can lump me in with the rest of the shmoes that tell u that. :) The guy’s profile said he had just gotten out of a relationship and all he...

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gman10101

  Can you be my first milf? 0% Enemy 0% Friend 10% Match Message from gman10101   Move on, as I don’t qualify, not being an m.   So your not a beautiful mature women?   I am only one woman. And I know...

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 19)

psychotic is not always bad…haha I don’t know what the fuck I was supposed to do with that!  This sucks… really was excited to hang out with you… Still no response?? This fucking sucks!!! This, from a...

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A story from seconddrink (semi-based on true thoughts)

I saw you today.  You were on your way to work, weren’t you?  Walking north on Michigan, in those black platform heels.  Same as the photo, perhaps?  It was just after 5:30, and I had crossed Lake...

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sivernotgray

 It looks like I made the cut at 80%…whew! This dude lives in the suburbs, so it doesn’t matter our match %. But you haven’t based on your location. Yea….I live in the fucking suburbs. Here for the...

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(Not So) Winning Opening Lines (Again x 20)

You seem like you’re fun and full of energy! Hope you find me hot enough so you and I can learn more about each other. Looking forward to your response You’re 25 and haven’t figured out how to fill...

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